PJ: What’s your name?
TS: Thelma Speirs

PJ: Your birthday?
TS: 14th of January

PJ: What’s your star sign?
TS: Capricorn.

PJ: Your blood type?
TS: I don’t know.

PJ: What type of men do you like?
TS: I like men who are intelligent, good fun, useful, and gorgeous.

PJ: What type don’t you like?
TS: Vain, arrogant and intolerant.

PJ: Who are your current lovers?
TS: I have just one.

PJ: What’s your favourite food?
TS: The food I could live on solely are: eggs, avocado, bread, oysters, and broccoli.

PJ: What food don’t you like?
TS: Offal, boring musrhooms, candy floss.

PJ: What’s your favourite fashion?
TS: I really like the look of men’s clothes on women.

PJ: What fashion don’t you like?
TS: Cheap Eveningwear.

PJ: What’s your hobby?
TS: Doing cryptic crossword puzzles.

PJ: What were you doing last Sunday?
TS: I went up the west end and bouth some t-shirts, a pink nail varnish and some chanel lip-gloss.

PJ: When did you wake up this morning?
TS: 06:15

PJ: Who’s your favourite fashion designer?
TS: Peter Jensen obvs.

PJ: Favourite lipstick?
TS: Chanel non-colour lipgloss.

PJ: Foundation?
TS: I don’t use it.

PJ: Perfume?
TS: Paloma Picasso.

PJ: What colour hair do you wish you were born with?
TS: To be born with grey hair would have been funny.

PJ: Are you a good cook?
TS: You know I’m not!

PJ: What food do you cook best?
TS: Omelette… I’m good with eggs.

PJ: What do you wear when you sleep?
TS: Pyjama bottoms and t-shirt usually.

PJ: What did you eat when you woke up this morning?
TS: I don’t eat before 14:00H

PJ: What’s your favourite word?
TS: Onomatopeia, bobble, flibbertigibbet, bling.

PJ: What words don’t you like?
TS: Slag.

PJ: What’s your favourite flower?
TS: All meadow flowers.

PJ: Favourite colour?
I cannot choose because all colours are equally fabulous. At a push I would say yellow.

PJ: What’s your favourite season?
TS: Summer.

PJ: Where do you most want to go now?
TS: I would like to go surfing.

PJ: What’s your job?
TS: I am a hat designer and I co-run a company.

PJ: Do you like your work?
TS: Yes.

PJ: Do you like your hats?
TS: Yes.

PJ: Do you like your voice?
TS: People always think I am male when I answer the telephone. “Hello Sir” they always say. I don’t mind that though.

PJ: What is your dream of the future?
I’d like to see more comedy films winning oscars.

PJ: What’s the happiest thing about your life?
TS: Going out with friends, dressing up and DJing.

PJ: How about the saddest?
TS: Losing people.

PJ: What part of your self do you like best?
TS: Do you mean physical? My hair and feet.

PJ: What part of your self don’t you like?
TS: Not keen on my cellulite.

PJ: What part of your personality do you like best?
TS: Willpower.

PJ: What part of your personality don’t you like?
TS: Lack of willpower.

PJ: What is your habit?
TS: Talking to my cats.

PJ: When was your first love?
TS: When I was 15.

PJ: What kind of guy was he?
TS: Charismatic and Rebellious.

PG: What type of guy’s your current lover?
TS: He’s a sweetheart.

PJ: What do you expect from him?
TS: That he puts up with me.

PJ: What did you dream last night?
TS: That I saved my friend from drowning.

PJ: Do you believe in dreams?
TS: They just exist.

PJ: Do you believe in jinxes?
TS: No.

PJ: Do you believe in magic?
TS: I believe things can be magical.

PJ: Do you believe in god?
TS: No.