<< Thelma Speirs >>
PJ: What’s your name?
TS: Thelma Speirs
PJ: Your birthday?
TS: 14th of January
PJ: What’s your star sign?
TS: Capricorn.
PJ: Your blood type?
TS: I don’t know.
PJ: What type of men do you like?
TS: I like men who are intelligent, good fun, useful, and gorgeous.
PJ: What type don’t you like?
TS: Vain, arrogant and intolerant.
PJ: Who are your current lovers?
TS: I have just one.
PJ: What’s your favourite food?
TS: The food I could live on solely are: eggs, avocado, bread, oysters, and broccoli.
PJ: What food don’t you like?
TS: Offal, boring musrhooms, candy floss.
PJ: What’s your favourite fashion?
TS: I really like the look of men’s clothes on women.
PJ: What fashion don’t you like?
TS: Cheap Eveningwear.
PJ: What’s your hobby?
TS: Doing cryptic crossword puzzles.
PJ: What were you doing last Sunday?
TS: I went up the west end and bouth some t-shirts, a pink nail varnish and some chanel lip-gloss.
PJ: When did you wake up this morning?
TS: 06:15
PJ: Who’s your favourite fashion designer?
TS: Peter Jensen obvs.
PJ: Favourite lipstick?
TS: Chanel non-colour lipgloss.
PJ: Foundation?
TS: I don’t use it.
PJ: Perfume?
TS: Paloma Picasso.
PJ: What colour hair do you wish you were born with?
TS: To be born with grey hair would have been funny.
PJ: Are you a good cook?
TS: You know I’m not!
PJ: What food do you cook best?
TS: Omelette… I’m good with eggs.
PJ: What do you wear when you sleep?
TS: Pyjama bottoms and t-shirt usually.
PJ: What did you eat when you woke up this morning?
TS: I don’t eat before 14:00H
PJ: What’s your favourite word?
TS: Onomatopeia, bobble, flibbertigibbet, bling.
PJ: What words don’t you like?
TS: Slag.
PJ: What’s your favourite flower?
TS: All meadow flowers.
PJ: Favourite colour?
I cannot choose because all colours are equally fabulous. At a push I would say yellow.
PJ: What’s your favourite season?
TS: Summer.
PJ: Where do you most want to go now?
TS: I would like to go surfing.
PJ: What’s your job?
TS: I am a hat designer and I co-run a company.
PJ: Do you like your work?
TS: Yes.
PJ: Do you like your hats?
TS: Yes.
PJ: Do you like your voice?
TS: People always think I am male when I answer the telephone. “Hello Sir” they always say. I don’t mind that though.
PJ: What is your dream of the future?
I’d like to see more comedy films winning oscars.
PJ: What’s the happiest thing about your life?
TS: Going out with friends, dressing up and DJing.
PJ: How about the saddest?
TS: Losing people.
PJ: What part of your self do you like best?
TS: Do you mean physical? My hair and feet.
PJ: What part of your self don’t you like?
TS: Not keen on my cellulite.
PJ: What part of your personality do you like best?
TS: Willpower.
PJ: What part of your personality don’t you like?
TS: Lack of willpower.
PJ: What is your habit?
TS: Talking to my cats.
PJ: When was your first love?
TS: When I was 15.
PJ: What kind of guy was he?
TS: Charismatic and Rebellious.
PG: What type of guy’s your current lover?
TS: He’s a sweetheart.
PJ: What do you expect from him?
TS: That he puts up with me.
PJ: What did you dream last night?
TS: That I saved my friend from drowning.
PJ: Do you believe in dreams?
TS: They just exist.
PJ: Do you believe in jinxes?
TS: No.
PJ: Do you believe in magic?
TS: I believe things can be magical.
PJ: Do you believe in god?
TS: No.