<< Simon Ungless >>
PJ: What’s your name?
SU: Simon Ungless
PJ: Your birthday?
SU: July 14 1966
PJ: What’s your star sign?
SU: Cancer
PJ: Your blood type?
SU: No idea
PJ: What type of men do you like?
SU: Big and burley
PJ: What type don’t you like?
SU: Blondes
PJ: Who are your current lovers?
SU: My husband
PJ: What’s your favourite food?
SU: Num and Spicy Dim Sum
PJ: What food don’t you like?
SU: Anything with Caraway
PJ: What’s your favourite fashion?
SU: Relevant for the times and a good silhouette.
PJ: What fashion don’t you like?
SU: Derivative. Decoration for the sake it and stunt styling.
PJ: What’s your hobby?
SU: Beach combing
PJ: What were you doing last Sunday?
SU: Mani Pedis, naps and a Vindaloo
PJ: When did you wake up this morning?
SU: 6:15AM
PJ: Who’s your favourite fashion designer?
SU: I don’t have a favourite. They all design horrors eventually
PJ: Favourite lipstick?
SU: N/A
PJ: Foundation?
SU: N/A
PJ: Perfume?
SU: Bel Ami Hermes
PJ: What colour hair do you wish you were born with?
SU: Black
PJ: Are you a good cook?
SU: Yes, but it’s too stress-making
PJ: What food do you cook best?
SU: Pie of the Shepherd
PJ: What do you wear when you sleep?
SU: Boxers
PJ: What did you eat when you woke up this morning?
SU: Smoked Salmon
PJ: What’s your favourite word?
SU: Cunt-face
PJ: What words don’t you like?
SU: Quintessential, Pivot and Collab
PJ: What’s your favourite flower?
SU: Fox Glove
PJ: Favourite colour?
SU: Black
PJ: What’s your favourite season?
SU: Fall
PJ: Where do you most want to go now?
SU: For a mud bath
PJ: What’s your job?
SU: Textile/Fashion Designer
PJ: Do you like your work?
SU: Yes
PJ: Do you like your job?
SU: Love
PJ: Do you like your voice?
SU: No
PJ: What is your dream of the future?
SU: To do what I do until I can’t.
PJ: What’s the happiest thing about your life?
SU: Living in a Redwood canyon in Northern California.
PJ: How about the saddest?
SU: The insanity of the world right now.
PJ: What part of yourself do you like best?
SU: My eyes
PJ: What part of yourself don’t you like?
SU: My lisp
PJ: What part of your personality do you like best?
SU: Honesty
PJ: What part of your personality don’t you like?
SU: Jealousy
PJ: What is your habit?
SU: Nicorette gum
PJ: When was your first love?
SU: 1984
PJ: What kind of person was this?
SU: A Narcissist
PJ: What type of person is your current lover?
SU: Kind, Honest and funny
PJ: What do you expect from them?
SU: Nothing
PJ: What did you dream about last night?
SU: Dead Whales
PJ: Do you believe in dreams?
SU: Yes
PJ: Do you believe in jinxes?
SU: Yes
PJ: Do you believe in magic?
SU: No
PJ: Do you believe in god?
SU: I believe in a higher power.